After the 2015 assault weapons ban, gun crimes stayed about the same, but victims of gun crimes reported that the guns they were being shot with looked a lot less scary.
In 2017 it will be revealed that Fox News is actually the worlds greatest form of satire and is secretly run by a hipster named Leopold from a small apartment in Portland. None of its viewer-base will understand this and will scoff it off as liberal media bias.
In 2031 we will finally find life on mars. The creatures will look remarkably like David Bowie.
In 2050 gun control will be an even more serious issue, but by then will have gained sentience and we will be merely trying to stop them from overthrowing our government and using us as a slave race.
The AI behind Siri will go on to become the first Terminator, but luckily it will be easily Jailbroken.
The rising level of social awkwardness will actually be revealed to be a form of population control spread by the US government.
By 2016, Hipster irony will become so strong that they will just be wearing normal clothes like everyone else.
By 2031, Honkie will actually be a legitimate racial slur, but only when referring to clowns.
When we finally do have a war with Canada, most of the deaths on our side will be due to Bears and Poutine.
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